Quotes from Movies

Here is some of my favourite quotes from various movies. Notice, that if you have not seen the movie, which is quoted, quote may include spoiler! All of these are not exact quotes! Movie's name is also a link to the Internet Movie Database's page about that movie.

Quotes are sorted under movie titles and movie titles are sorted alphabetically:
0-9, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.

See also a page about movies.

(More movie quotes on other pages: The Internet Movie Database: Movie Quotes, Google Directory > Movie Quotations.)

0-9:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Cameron James: Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
Wimpy Loser: Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?


Cameron James: Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.


Joey: Hey, is your sister around?
Katarina: Stay away from my sister.
Joey: Oh, I'll stay away from her, but I can't guarantee that she'll stay away from me.


Walter Stratford: You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.


40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

Erica: If I told you, "Don't think about the red." What would you think?
Matt: Sex.


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Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

College Girl: I'm so lonely!
Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me! Wanna go to bed?


Gang Leader: Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
Chris Parker: Don't fuck with the babysitter.


Dr. Nuhkbane: There you are, one stitch.
Brad Anderson: One stitch?
Dr. Nuhkbane: Yes, one stitch.
Brad Anderson: My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure!


Airplane! (1980)

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?


Aliens (1986)

Private Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Private Vasquez: No, have you?


Newt: My mommy always said there were no monsters---no real ones---but there are.
Ripley: Yes, there are.
Newt: Why do grown-ups say that?
Ripley: Because usually, it's true.


Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Betty Captain Elgyn: She is severely fuckable, isn't she?


Lieutenant Ellen L. Ripley Clone #8: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
Betty Crewman Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.


Betty Crewman Johner: Earth, man. What a shithole.


Purvis: God, I am so tired.
Betty Crewman Johner: Sleep when you die, man.


Betty Crewman Johner: So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?
Lieutenant Ellen L. Ripley Clone #8: Yeah.
Betty Crewman Johner: What did you do?
Lieutenant Ellen L. Ripley Clone #8: I died.


Betty Captain Elgyn: My authorization code is E-A, T-M, E.


Antz (1998)

Ladybug: This tastes like crap.
Beetle: Really? Let me try. Hey, it is crap! Not bad.


[His last words]
Barbatus: Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself.


Weaver: Don't you want your aphid beer?
Z-4195: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.


[Z, alone, watches ants dancing in unison in a nightclub.]
Z-4195: What a bunch of losers. Mindless zombies capitulating to an oppressive system.
Bala: Hi. Wanna dance?
Z-4195: ABSOLUTELY!


Z-4195: Wow, the whole colony is here. Hey, that guy owes me money!


Z-4195: I'm supposed to do everything for the colony? What about my needs?


Z-4195: I've got to believe there's someplace better for me. Otherwise I'll just curl up into a larval position and weep.


Bala: Don't you get it? I chose you because you were the most pathetic bug in the joint.
Z-4195: You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off.


Z-4195: Will you calm down? You're not going to let a little near-death experience ruin your mood, are you?


Foreman: Look, I got orders, and those orders say dig.
Z-4195: What if someone ordered you to jump off a bridge? You-you...
[Foreman looks thoughtful]
Z-4195: Oh, brother. I'm asking the wrong guy here.


Z-4195: There you have it: your basic boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-the-underlying-social-order story.


Z-4195: Okay, I've gotta give myself a positive attitude. A good attitude even though I'm utterly insignificant. I'm, I'm insignificant... but with attitude!


As Good As It Gets (1997)

Melvin: I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.


Carol: Do you want to dance?
Melvin: I've been thinking about that for a while.
Carol: [standing up] Well?
Melvin: No.


Carol: To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.


Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?


Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina
Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind!


Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.


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Back to the Future (1985)

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.


Dr. Emmett Brown: Don't worry! As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely eighty-eight miles per hour the instant the lightning strikes the tower ... everything will be fine!


Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Dr. Emmett Brown: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!


Dr. Emmett Brown: No! It can't be! I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: You did, oh, I know, you did send me back to the future, but I'm back -- I'm back FROM the future.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Great Scott!
[faints]


Back to the Future Part III (1990)

Dr. Emmett Brown: The future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one.


Beautiful Mind, A (2001)

Nash: I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible.


Charles: There's no such thing as "for sure". That's the only sure thing I don't know.


Nash: I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.


Alicia: I need to believe, that something extraordinary is possible.


Nash: Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.


Nash: Alicia, does our relationship warrant long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.
Alicia: I'm sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.


Alicia: How big is the universe?
Nash: Infinite.
Alicia: How do you know?
Nash: I know because all the data indicates it's infinite.
Alicia: But it hasn't been proven yet.
Nash: No.
Alicia: You haven't seen it.
Nash: No.
Alicia: How do you know for sure?
Nash: I don't, I just believe it.
Alicia: It's the same with love I guess.


Alicia: [about the stars] I once tried to count them all. I, actually, made it to 4,348.
Nash: You are exceptionally odd.
Alicia: I bet you're very popular with the girls.


Nash: It is only in the mysterious equations of love that logic or reason can be found.


Nash: [to Alicia] You are the reason I am. You are all my reasons.


Big (1988)

Susan: I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well... yeah!
Josh: Well, okay... but I get to be on top!


Blade Runner (1982)

Deckard: She's a replicant.
Tyrell: I'm impressed, Mr. Deckard. How many questions does it normally take?
Deckard: I don't get it...
Tyrell: How many?
Deckard: Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.
Tyrell: But with Rachael it took more than a hundred.
Deckard: She doesn't know.
Tyrell: She is beginning to suspect I think.
Deckard: Beginning to suspect? How can it not know what it is?


Tyrell: "More human than human" is our motto.


Roy: I've done... questionable things.
Tyrell: Also extraordinary things. Revel in your time.
Roy: Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.


Roy: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.


Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?


Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!


Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.


[Carrie flame throws a propane tank next to a phone booth they are in - it blows sky high and crashes down to earth - the phone breaking in half]
Elwood Blues: Hey Jake! Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here!


Body Snatchers (1993)

Carol Malone: Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'cause there's no one like you left.


General Platt: We've learned... it's the race that's important. Not the individual.
Major Collins: The individual is *always* important.


Tim Young: We're one happy family now.
Pete: Happy? What's that?


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Cast Away (2000)

Kelly Frears: I always knew you were alive, I knew it! Everybody said that I had to let you go! I love you. You're the love of my life!
Chuck Noland: I love you too, Kelly. More than you'll ever know.


City of Angels (1998)

Maggie: When they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you.


Seth: You're a good doctor, I can feel it.
Maggie: That's pretty flimsy proof.
Seth: Close your eyes... what am I doing?
Maggie: You're touching me.
Seth: How do you know?
Maggie: I can feel it!
Seth: You should learn to use that more often.


Seth: Let's go.
Maggie: Where?
Seth: Anywhere.
Maggie: What'll we do?
Seth: Anything.


Seth: I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.


Seth: Some things are true whether you believe in them or not.


Conspiracy Theory (1997)

Jerry: Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her.


Jerry: I love you.
Alice: Jerry, no, no, you don't love me.
Jerry: Sure I do.
Alice: No, no.
Jerry: I don't?


Alice: I love you.
Jerry: Now you tell me.


Contact (1997)

David Drumlin: I know you must think this is all very unfair. Maybe that's an understatement. What you don't know is I agree. I wish the world was a place where fair was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded, not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world.
Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway: Funny, I've always believed that the world is what we make of it.


Executive: We must confess that your proposal seems less like science and more like science fiction.
Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway: Science fiction. You're right, it's crazy. In fact, it's even worse than that, it's nuts. You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon? Atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I'm asking is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. You know, to just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history... of history.


[Ellie challenges Palmer to prove the existence of God]
Palmer Joss: Did you love your father?
Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway: What?
Palmer Joss: Your dad. Did you love him?
Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway: Yes, very much.
Palmer Joss: Prove it.


Eleanor Ann Arroway: Dad, do you think there's people on other planets?
Theodore Arroway: I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space.


Jay Leno: So there's life on other planets. That's sure going to change the Miss Universe contest!


Alien: You're an interesting species, an interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other.


Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway: So what's more likely? That a mysterious, all-powerful God created the universe, and then decided not to leave a single evidence of his existence? Or that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and lonely?


Cube (1997)

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography.


Worth: I have nothing to live for out there.
Leaven: What is out there?
Worth: Endless human stupidity.
Leaven: I can live with that.


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Demolition Man (1993)

Lenina Huxley: Would you like to have sex?
John Spartan: With you?
[Lenina nods]
John Spartan: Oh, yeah.


[After futuristic, contact-free "sex."]
John Spartan: I was thinkin' we could do it the old-fashioned way.
Lenina Huxley: You mean... *fluid transfer*?


Dogma (1999)

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.


Serendipity: I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.


Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.


Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.


Bethany: I don't want this, it's too big.
Metatron: That's what Jesus said. Yes, I had to tell him. And you can imagine how that hurt the Father--not to be able to tell the Son Himself because one word from His lips would destroy the boy's frail human form? So I was forced to deliver the news to a scared child who wanted nothing more than to play with other children. I had to tell this little boy that He was God's only Son, and that it meant a life of persecution and eventual crucifixion at the hands of the very people He came to enlighten and redeem. He begged me to take it back, as if I could. He begged me to make it all untrue. And I'll let you in on something, Bethany, something I've never told anyone before... If I had the power, I would have.


[On Christ]
Rufus: He likes to hear people talk. Says it sounds like music to Him. Christ loved to sit around the fire and listen to me and the other guys. Whenever we were going on about unimportant shit, He always had a smile on His face.


Bethany: Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.


Bethany: What's he like? God?
Metatron: Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor.


Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.


Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.


Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.


Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.


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Few Good Men, A (1992)

Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor.


Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.


Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave, it was a dime bag of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Yeah, well, your client thought it was marijuana.
Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: My client's a moron, that's not against the law.


Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with Kennedy assassination.


Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: Whoa! Hold it! We gotta take a boat?
Barnes: Yes, sir. To get to the other side of the bay.
Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: Nobody said anything about a boat.
Barnes: Is there a problem, sir?
Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: No, no problem. I'm just not that crazy about boats, that's all.
Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway: Jesus Christ, Kaffee, you're in the Navy for crying out loud.


Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: I figured since we were out of witnesses, I might as well drink a little.
Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway: We can still win this.
Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee: Maybe you should drink a little.


Fifth Element, The (1997)

[Korben shows up at Father Cornelius' door with an unconscious Leeloo in his arms.]
Priest Vito Cornelius: Yes?
Major Korben Dallas: I'm, uh, looking for a priest.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.


Fight Club (1999)

Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.


Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.


Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.


Fistful of Flies (1996)

Mars' Mother: My mother always said that mixed marriages don't work.
Mars: Like between male and female?


Forrest Gump (1994)

Forrest Gump: I can't help it; I love you Jenny.
Jenny: Forrest, you don't know what love is.


Forrest Gump: Shit happens.


Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.


Jenny: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: I see them in my Home Economics class all the time.


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Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Susanna Kaysen: I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.


Lisa Rowe: If I could have any job in the world I'd be a professional Cinderella.


Susanna Kaysen: [narrating] Seeing death... really seeing it, makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous.


Lisa Rowe: So, what's your diag-nonsense?


Green Mile, The (1999)

Paul Edgecomb: When I die and I stand before God awaiting judgment and he asks me why I let one of HIS miracles die, what am I gonna say, that it was my job? My job?
John Coffey: You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
Paul Edgecomb: Yes, John. I think I can.


Arlen Bitterbuck: Do you believe that if a man repents enough for what he done wrong, than he'll get to go back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? Could that be what heaven's like?
Paul Edgecomb: I just about believe that very thing.
Arlen Bitterbuck: I had a young wife when I was eighteen. We spent the summer in the mountains, made love every night. After we would talk sometimes till the sun came up, and she'd lay there, barebreasted in the fire light... that was my best time.


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Hackers (1995)

Dade Murphy: You look good in a dress.
Kate Libby: You would have looked better.


Kate Libby: Never send a boy to do a woman's job.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that tell us what we truly are... it is our choices.


Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't we follow the butterflies?


History of the World: Part I (1981)

[Moses descendes from Mount Sinai holding three stone tablets.]
Moses: The God gave us these 15...
[Then he accidentally drops and breaks one of the stone tablets.]
Moses: The God gave us these 10 commandments...


Empress Nympho: Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!


Horse Whisperer, The (1998)

Tom Booker: I didn't know that it was right to love her. I just loved her.


Annie: I've heard you help people with horse problems.
Tom Booker: Truth is, I help horses with people problems.


Tom Booker: Knowing is the easy part; saying it out loud is the hard part.


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Ice Age (2002)

Female Sloth #1: He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family man these days.
Female Sloth #2: All of the sensitive ones get eaten.


Sid: You know!? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming!
Diego: Keep dreaming...


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Legend (1985)

Princess Lily: Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack?
Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
Princess Lily: Then I'll steal your heart instead.


The Lord of Darkness: The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.


The Lord of Darkness: What is light without dark?


Lilja 4-ever (2002)

Volodja: You will have all eternity to be dead... but you only have a short time to be alive.


Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)

Charly Baltimore: I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.
Mitch: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.


Charly Baltimore: Life is pain. Get used to it!


Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Frodo: Gandalf!
Sam: Mr. Frodo, what the matter?
Frodo: Nothing... just a dream.


Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.


Aragorn: This is a dream.
Arwen: Then it is a good dream.


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Matrix, The (1999)

Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?


Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.


Morpheus: You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.


Meet Joe Black (1998)

William Parrish: Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in love, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived.


Susan Parrish: Tell me you love me now.
Joe Black: I love you now. I love you always.


Joe Black: Thank you for loving me.


William Parrish: Do you know about money?
Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?


[Joe and Bill are watching the fireworks above the party before they depart]
Bill: It's hard to let go, isn't it?
Joe Black: Yes it is, Bill.
Bill: What can I tell you. That's life.


Memento (2000)

Leonard Shelby: She's gone and the present is trivia which I scribble on these fucking notes.


Leonard Shelby: The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?


Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, what am I doing?
[Sees Dodd also running.]
Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard.]
Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me.


Teddy: [Checking Leonard's pulse] You're living.
Leonard Shelby: Only for revenge.


Teddy: You don't want the truth. You make up your own truth.


Michael (1996)

Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.


Minority Report (2002)

Lycon: [to John Anderton] In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.


[John rolls a ball across the 'scrubbing' surface. Before it falls off, Danny catches it.]
John Anderton: Why'd you catch that?
Danny Witwer: Because it was going to fall.
John Anderton: You sure?
Danny Witwer: Yeah.
John Anderton: But it didn't. Because you caught it. The fact that you stopped it from falling doesn't mean it was going to fall.


[The readings Agatha is giving run quickly on a makeshift screen.]
John Anderton: These images are going too fast! Try to slow them down!
Rufus Riley: How do I slow them down, I should hit her on the head?


Agatha: [to John Anderton] You still have a choice.


My Girl (1991)

Vada: Why do you think people want to get married?
Thomas J.: When you get old, you just have to.


Vada: I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
Thomas J.: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
Vada: It is not.
Thomas J.: Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's, and it won't be fair.


Justin: Feel my aura.
Vada: I don't think I'm allowed to.


Thomas J.: Vada?
Vada: Yeah?
Thomas J.: Would you think of me?
Vada: For what?
Thomas J.: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada: I guess.


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Net, The (1995)

Angela: Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you.


Jack: God, we're pathetic, aren't we?
Angela: Excuse me?
Jack: Well, we're here. We're sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is---
Angela: "Where I can hook up my modem?"
Jack: Yeah, exactly.


Never Been Kissed (1999)

Josie Geller: That thing. That moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift, and you wanna laugh, and you wanna cry... 'cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it'll go away all at the same time.


Notting Hill (1999)

Max: You haven't slept with her, have you?
William: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
Max: "No comment" means "yes."
William: No it doesn't.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: DEFINITELY no comment.
Max: You see? It means "yes."


William: It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.


Anna: Can I stay for a while?
William: You can stay forever.


William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are.
Anna: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.


Anna: I can't believe you have that picture on your wall.
William: You like Chagall?
Anna: I do. It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky.
William: With a goat playing the violin.
Anna: Yes - happiness wouldn't be happiness without a violin-playing goat.


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Pitch Black (2000)

Johns: How's it look?
Riddick: Looks clear.
[They step forward, and a creature jumps at them. They fight and kill it.]
Johns: You said it was clear!
Riddick: I said it *looked* clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Riddick: Looks clear.


Playing by Heart (1998)

Joan: Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.


Meredith: Wow.
Trent: Yeah I know, the flowers are a little much, but I'm late. But only because I had second thoughts about the flowers and threw them away halfway down the block. Then had third thoughts and went back and got them.


Keenan: What did I ever do to deserve you?
Joan: Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.


Keenan: This may sound corny, but... you don't want me. I'm damaged goods.
Joan: So? We're all damaged goods.


Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.
Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.


Meredith: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You--you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?


Hannah: And you really didn't sleep with her?
Paul: No, of course not.
Hannah: And-- you didn't want to sleep with her.
Paul: Oh, God, yes I did.


Paul: You know, I never knew what happiness was until I married your mother. And by then it was too late.


Point of No Return (1993)

Maggie: I never did mind about the little things.


Pretty Woman (1990)

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.


Vivian: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.


Pushing Tin (1999)

Russell Bell: If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.


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Radio Inside (1994)

Matthew: I didn't wanted to fell in love with Natalie! It just happened.


Reality Bites (1994)

Vickie: Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.


Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.
Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.


Troy: Well fuck me for being nice!


Lelaina: Are you religious?
Michael: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew.
Lelaina: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.


Troy: I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the "I just got laid" variety.


Red Dragon (2002)

Hannibal Lecter: Think to yourself that every day is your last. The art to which you do not look forward will come as a welcomed surprise.


Hannibal Lecter: And be grateful. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.


Will Graham: I need your opinion now.
Hannibal Lecter: Then here's one. You stink of fear and that cheap lotion. You stink of fear Will, but you're not a coward. You fear me but still you came here. You fear this shy boy, and yet you seek him out. Don't you understand Will? You caught me because we are very much alike. Without our imaginations we'd be like all those other poor... dullards. Fear... is the price of our instrument, but I can help you bear it.


Francis Dolarhyde: Open your eyes!
Freddy Lounds: No!
Francis Dolarhyde: Open them or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead!


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Scent of a Woman (1992)

Colonel Slade: Women. What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've been a fucking genius.


Shadowlands (1993)

C. S. Lewis: The pain now is part of the happiness then.


Joy Gresham: We can't have the happiness of yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal.


C. S. Lewis: Pain is God's megaphone to rouse a deaf world.


Simple Plan, A (1998)

Jacob Mitchell: Do you ever feel evil?


Jacob Mitchell: I mean, hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I'm all for it.


Jacob Mitchell: I wish somebody else had found that money.


Sarah Mitchell: Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done.


Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

Annie Reed: Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.


Doctor Marcia Fieldstone: People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again. Sam, do you think there's someone out there you could love as much as your wife?
Sam Baldwin: Well, Dr. Marcia Fieldstone, that's hard to imagine.
Doctor Marcia Fieldstone: What are you going to do?
Sam Baldwin: Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breath in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breath in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while.
Doctor Marcia Fieldstone: Tell me what was so special about your wife?
Sam Baldwin: Well, how long is your program? Well, it was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were suppose to be together... and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home... only to no home I'd ever known... I was just taking her hand to to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like... magic.


Annie Reed: Now that was when people KNEW how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was...
Becky: A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.


Species (1995)

Xavier Fitch: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
Preston Lennox: More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don't get out much.


Spider-Man (2002)

[Introductory narrative.]
Peter Parker: Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale; if somebody told you I was just your average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.


Peter Parker: Let me buy you a cheese-burger - sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents.


Norman Osborn: A word to the no-so-wise about your little girlfriend: Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast!


[In Aunt May's hospital room.]
Peter Parker: [Relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man.] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.
Mary Jane: You said that?
Peter Parker: Oh, something like that....


[In Aunt May's hospital room, talking about Mary Jane.]
Peter Parker: Well, Harry's in love with her. She's still his girl.
Aunt May: Isn't that up to her?
Peter Parker: She doesn't really know who I am.
Aunt May: Because you won't let her! You're so mysterious all the time. Tell me, would it be so dangerous to let Mary Jane know how much you care? Everybody else KNOWS...


Peter Parker: No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.


Peter Parker: [To Mary Jane.] I wanted you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.


Peter Parker: With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.


Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Padme Amidala: You're not all-powerful, Ani.
Anakin Skywalker: Well I should be.


Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.


Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.


Yoda: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.


Anakin Skywalker: When I'm around you, my mind is no longer my own.


Padme Amidala: We live in a real world, Annie. Come back to it.


Anakin Skywalker: I have a bad feeling about this.


Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.


Padme Amidala: It must be hard swearing your life to the Jedi. Not being able to do the things you want or go to the places you like.
Anakin Skywalker: Or be with the people I love.
Padme Amidala: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.


Stigmata (1999)

Frankie: Hey, you know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really believing in him. It's a fucking terrifying thought.


Frankie: The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there.


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Terminator, The (1984)

Kyle Reese: John Connor gave me a picture of you once. I didn't know why at the time. It was very old, torn, faded. You were young like you are now. You seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what you were thinking at that moment. I memorised every line, every curve. I came across time for you Sarah, I love you, I always have.


Kyle Reese: Come with me if you want to live!


Sarah Connor: You're terminated, fucker.


Thelma & Louise (1991)

Max: If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.


Titanic (1997)

Ismay: So you've not lit the last four boilers then?
Smith: No, I do not see the need. We are making excellent time.
Ismay: The press knows the size of Titanic, now I want them to marvel at her speed, too. We must give them something new to print. And the maiden voyage of Titanic must make headlines!


Cal: Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?
Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife!


Jack: This is crazy.
Rose: I know. It doesn't make any sense. That's why I trust it.


Jack: Wait, just let me try and get this out. Rose you're... [pause] I'm not an idiot. I know how the world works. I've got ten bucks in my pocket and nothing to offer you, and I know that. But I'm too involved now. You jump, I jump, remember? I can't turn away until I know you'll be alright.
Rose: Well, I'll be fine. Really.
Jack: Really? They've got you trapped Rose and if you're gonna die if you don't break free. Maybe not right away because you're strong, but soon, that fire that I love so much about you Rose, that fire's going to burn out.
Rose: It's not up to you to save me Jack.
Jack: I know, only you can do that.


Rose: I love you Jack.
Jack: Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes.
Rose: I'm so cold.
Jack: I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. You're gonna go on, and make lots of babies, and watch them grow. You're gonna die an old lady, warm in her bed. Not here, not this night. Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you'll survive. Promise me now Rose, no matter what happens, or how hopeless.
Rose: I promise.
Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.


Old Rose: A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you all know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me, in every way that a person can be saved.


Total Recall (1990)

Melina: I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong?
Doug: I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream?
Melina: Well then kiss me quick before you wake up.


True Romance (1993)

Alabama: You're so cool.


Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Jeffrey Goines: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules!


Jeffrey Goines: When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively by the guys of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-rayed, I was examined *thoroughly*. [turns head and coughs] Then, they took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created this model of my mind. Yes! Using that model they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next, say, 10 years. Which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind to -- to determine everything I was gonna do in that period. So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me. She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself. How's that?


James Cole: All I see is dead people.


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Up Close & Personal (1996)

[After sex]
Tally Atwater: Why didn't we do this before?
Warren Justice: Because it was always gonna be this hard to stop.


Tally Atwater: Do you want to be with me?
Warren Justice: So much it hurts.


Warren Justice: Every day we have is one more than we deserve.


[Tally proposes marriage to Warren]
Tally Atwater: I want you around in the morning.
Warren Justice: You already have me around in the morning. How, I don't know, but you do.
Tally Atwater: I want to know you're legally required to be there.


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Vanilla Sky (2001)

Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we're both cats.


Brian: Ah, but how could I enjoy the sweet of life without the bitter?


David: Even in my dreams, I know I'm an idiot who knows he's going to wake up to reality.


Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.


Sofía: Holy God! This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts.


Various: Open your eyes.


Rebecca Dearborn: This is a revolution of the mind.


Julie: When you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.


Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm! You are not staying over.


Sofía: I'll find you again.


Sofía: Pleasure delayer.


Sofía: I think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?


David: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead. And I love you.


Julie: What's happiness to you David?


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WarGames (1983)

[World War III is soon to begin, and they must get off an island.]
David Lightman: I can't swim.
Jennifer: You can't swim?
David Lightman: No, I can't, OK, Wonder Woman? I can't swim.
Jennifer: Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?
David Lightman: I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!
Jennifer: Sorry.
David Lightman: I wish I didn't know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim. I swear to God I did.


Mr. Liggett: Alright, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
David Lightman: Um, your wife?


[After playing out all possible outcomes for Global Thermonuclear War]
Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua.
Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


What Women Want (2000)

Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!


Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing.


Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?


World Is Not Enough, The (1999)

James Bond: [to Christmas Jones] I thought Christmas only comes once a year.


Elektra King: There's no point living, if you cannot feel alive.


Wuthering Heights (1939)

Cathy: He seems to take pleasure in being mean and brutal. And yet, he's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. And Linton's is as different as frost from fire... Ellen, I AM Heathcliff.
[thunderbolt]
Cathy: Everything he's suffered, I've suffered. The little happiness he's ever known, I've had too. Oh, Ellen, if everything in the world died and Heathcliff remained, life would still be full for me.


Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.


Heathcliff: Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest so long as I live on! I killed you. Haunt me, then! Haunt your murderer! I know that ghosts have wandered on the Earth. Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you. I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul.


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You've Got Mail (1998)

Frank: What about you, is there someone else?
Kathleen Kelly: No. No, but, but there's the dream of someone else.


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